What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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