Midget sex pt 2 tonight
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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