the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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