yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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