just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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