Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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