Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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