When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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