he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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