There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
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