As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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