i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Never joke about your clitoris.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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