I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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