There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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