If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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