He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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