Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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