the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
My vagina just clenched in fear
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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