That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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