i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
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