Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
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