Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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