I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
