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KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.

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(517): View more from Michigan

My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?

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(703): View more from Virginia

Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.

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(757): View more from Virginia

I believe some people would call last night an orgy.

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(503): View more from Oregon

She wants to have naked weekends

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They call that free range vagina in France

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(571): View more from Virginia

Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!

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(661): View more from California

Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room

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(785): View more from Kansas

I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..

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(908): View more from New Jersey

maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?

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