Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
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