Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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