I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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