Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
Randomize