guys are only as good as the porn they watch
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
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