I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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