i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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