Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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