I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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