CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
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this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
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