lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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