Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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