no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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