She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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