Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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