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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.

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(347): View more from New York

the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant

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(650): View more from California

The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.

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(512): View more from Texas

It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too

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(740): View more from Ohio

I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.

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(613): View more from Ontario

I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon

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(778): View more from British Columbia

Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"

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