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i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car

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(623): View more from Arizona

As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

He likes bondage and spanking and shit.

(508): View more from Massachusetts

Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.

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(971): View more from Oregon

He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"

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(504): View more from Louisiana

I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions

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(949): View more from California

I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice

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(716): View more from New York

Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked

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(646): View more from New York

You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.

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