everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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