like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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