I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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