I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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