90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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