After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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