she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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