That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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