Just took my morning after pill in the library
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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