do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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