This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
