yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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